A > WHOA
> touchbacks to the 25
> THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
ME > they should put touchbacks at the 40…
B > I agree they should be touchbacks at the 40
> more risk/reward for kicking off closer to touch
ME > make the penalty an actual penalty
B > and would probably _actually_ result in less running at each other at full speed if kickers had to be more conservative
ME > or better yet, let players drop kick the ball forward from their own endzone
> MAKE FOOTBALL FOOT AGAIN
C > MAKE FOOTBALL GREAT AGAIN
B > heh
ME > MAKE FOOTBALL BETTER: RUGBY
B > MAKE FOOTBALL GREAT FINALLY
ME > CRACK HANDEGG, ESTABLISH RUGBY
C > In other news the dota scene is losing its shit over the spring cleaning update cuz muh skill floor
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keekerdc logged into #illuminati, provides reaction on this morning’s ESL news.
~keekerdc: jesus fuck esports
(bcarr) esports is unclean, keekerdc, jesus wouldn’t touch that shit
~keekerdc: forever uncleeeeeeeeeen
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I posted a link in IRC and what happened next should stand on its own.
The link in question is this gem I found from Reddit.
What happened next is the following:
Anon 1: lol
Anon 1: good god I’m gonna laugh so hard when esgn craters
Anon 2: will artosis ever get a suit thats fits
Anon 3: BREAKING NEWS: ESGN PARTNERS WITH CAL RELOADED BECAUSE…..ESPORTS!
Anon 2: frodan is so shit as a host
Anon 2: has kaelaris ever looked more ginger
Anon 1: you KNOW frodan thinks he’s just fuckin crushing it too
Anon 4: Anon 2, yea, he probably has
Anon 2: I have a feeling all of esgn think they are
Anon 2: even thought its baaaaaaad
Anon 1: they’re hiring a script writer now too
Anon 2: well the friday night thing i watched for 2 mins
Anon 1: who wants to write dialog for frodan?
bcarr: because they know they have hired ZERO personalities that can vamp properly
Anon 5: guys
Anon 2: would love to write stuff to make him look shit
Anon 5: who is going to be the first e-sports thug
Anon 1: Anon 5
Anon 2: but he does that himself well enough
Anon 5: classless thug
Anon 1: I thought that was stephano
Anon 5: actually probably that killa clown guy
Anon 2: nah stephano is just french
Anon 5: ^^
bcarr: brb posting the last three minutes’ conversation as a blog post
bcarr: CONTENT
Anon 5: though moman is kinda cool
Anon 2: you need to pad it out
Anon 2: give it a backstory
Anon 1: and some tweets
Anon 5: just make it like an ongamers news post
bcarr: fuck that shit, all I have to do is brand the shit out of it and i’ll get the esgn level of success
Anon 5: 3 sentences, 8 embeds
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