I voluntarily logged into my Facebook account this morning, so I decided to give it a little bit of celebration with a good ol’ fashioned Facebook post:

Notifying everyone that voluntarily I logged into Facebook and wasn’t annoyed with somethi—oh wait. I’m getting pop-ups telling me what Public means.

JUST LET ME IRONICALLY POST TO FACEBOOK IN PEACE, FACEBOOK.

And then, just before I fully arrived at the realization that I could start posting things onto my Facebook account again, I came to my senses:

Where is the "Start Over" button for Facebook? I logged in this morning to ironically post something or another and wasn’t upset at first.

— Brad Carr (@bcarr) April 14, 2014

I might actually start looking for this button. If I can find it, I might actually push it.