You know what they announced already. It’s news. iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus. The Apple Watch. The Apple Pay system.
Yeah. All of that is fine and dandy. But oh boy, Apple has a way making things. And I want to sign up for one of these immediately:
![Screen Shot 2014-09-10 at 8.15.53 AM](https://i1.wp.com/bcarr.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Screen-Shot-2014-09-10-at-8.15.53-AM.png?resize=150%2C150)
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![Screen Shot 2014-09-10 at 8.23.32 AM](https://i2.wp.com/bcarr.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Screen-Shot-2014-09-10-at-8.23.32-AM.png?resize=150%2C150)
I know the battery life not being disclosed at this point is a huge deal, but I DON’T REALLY CARE, I JUST WANT ONE. PLEASE. IT LOOKS SO NICE AND IT MEANS I DON’T HAVE TO UPGRADE TO AN IPHONE 6, AND I WOULD REALLY LIKE ONE, APPLE. PLEASE.